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【转载】105、你笑起来真好看,逗你开心的搞笑句子

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“对电视剧无语了,每当电视剧里的俩人咬耳朵讲话的时候我都很烦。怎么,我花钱开了会员,有什么话是我听不得的???”

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"I am speechless about TV dramas, and every time the two people in TV dramas bite their ears and talk, I get annoyed. What, I spent money to open a membership. Is there anything I can't listen to???"


“我问风扇我丑吗?它摇了一晚上的头。”

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"I asked the fan, am I ugly? It shook its head all night."


“刚下地铁,就有两个男孩子跑过来找我问路。现在的男孩子真的很鸡贼,问个路都要找个漂亮的。”

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"Just as I got off the subway, two boys ran over to ask me for directions. Boys nowadays are really chicken thieves, they always look for a beautiful one when asking for directions."


“你心情好吗,能借我几天吗?我的坏了。”

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"Are you in a good mood? Can you lend me a few days? My one is broken."


“为什么要减肥?我又不是吃不起。”

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"Why do we need to lose weight? I can't afford it."


“给自己的晚睡忠告:你看那些夏天晚上通宵叽里呱啦聊天蹦迪的小虫子,没一个能活过秋天。”

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"Advice for staying up late: Look at those little insects who chat and dance all night in the summer, none of them can survive autumn.


“你会不会秃然的出现在街角的植发店。”

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"Will you appear bald at the hair transplant shop on the street corner."


“今天是个好天气,不知道会不会有对象掉下来。”

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"Today is a nice day, I'm not sure if anyone will fall off."


“保持美丽的秘诀,以前是睡觉,现在是修图。”

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"The secret to maintaining beauty used to be sleeping, now it's editing pictures."

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